This morning I was going to joke that it would rain on my birthday. Well I’m standing outside getting rained on! I am become life!
Some say President Obama stormed out of negotiations, others say no. I wish he’d moseyed. Or crabwalked. Or sashayed. Or galloped.
Will someone please tell my immune system it’s not, in fact, under attack from harmful pathogens, but rather kindly mold spores and pollen?
Guess who just fixed his own garbage disposal without having the first clue what he was doing? No, not that guy! Me! I meant me!
Is there no end to Republican nuttiness? http://j.mp/qWRn66
Okay, which one of you wise guys did this to my parking garage? http://twitpic.com/5olxet
RT @biorhythmist: Checkers, huh? Well, two can play at that game…
Hey, my various devices do this to me too. http://t.co/n3S7k1X
Oh how this made me laugh. Whole Foods Parking Lot: The Response. http://t.co/dcFMw9r
Having opposable thumbs isn’t that great. GOD, they hate each other.