July 2011
16 posts
This morning I was going to joke that it would rain on my birthday. Well I’m standing outside getting rained on! I am become life!
Some say President Obama stormed out of negotiations, others say no. I wish he’d moseyed. Or crabwalked. Or sashayed. Or galloped.
Will someone please tell my immune system it’s not, in fact, under attack from harmful pathogens, but rather kindly mold spores and pollen?
Guess who just fixed his own garbage disposal without having the first clue what he was doing? No, not that guy! Me! I meant me!
Is there no end to Republican nuttiness? http://j.mp/qWRn66
Okay, which one of you wise guys did this to my parking garage? http://twitpic.com/5olxet
RT @biorhythmist: Checkers, huh? Well, two can play at that game…
Hey, my various devices do this to me too. http://t.co/n3S7k1X
Oh how this made me laugh. Whole Foods Parking Lot: The Response. http://t.co/dcFMw9r
Having opposable thumbs isn’t that great. GOD, they hate each other.
Monkey steals camera, takes self-portrait. What else do you need? http://j.mp/qmfzIF
We passed a sign that said “Nature Camp 7-8 Years”. Ella asked if she could go. I told her she’d be 16 by the time it finishes.
This Independence Day feels strangely anticlimactic.
Ella’s advice. http://t.co/L1T2cZ8
RT @PaulyPeligroso: If women are so smart, how come they pee sitting down?
Half a Coke and Ella turns into the Great Cornholio.
June 2011
6 posts
Google+ is pretty cool so far. But has anyone figured out how to add a unicorn background and a Papa Roach auto-starting WAV file?
She’s already bored. :)
Oh, Louis CK. How you rule. http://t.co/q9SQxyM
Not sure I’d advertise this on a pillow. http://instagr.am/p/GQH3R/
That’s a huge iPad ad. http://instagr.am/p/GRRgc/
This photo makes me quite happy. I want it in a very large print. http://t.co/OOlvysu
February 2011
5 posts
January 2011
30 posts
RT @FrankConniff: Gabrielle Giffords is conscious and aware of the world around her. Wish the same could be said for the rest of Congress.
The Big Lebowski is okay and all, but if there were any justice, there would be Hudsuckerfests. You know. For kids.
Is anybody else watching this football match? It’s quite entertaining!
So Texas has been run by tax-cutting, program-slashing Republicans for a couple of decades, yet we have a $27 billion shortfall. Explain.
RT @EugeneMirman: It’s not @SarahPalinUSA’s fault a violent undiagnosed schizophrenic shot those people, but I’m super-glad I didn’t put …
RT @SarahPalinUSA: Commonsense Conservatives & lovers of America: “Don’t Retreat, Instead - RELOAD!” Pls see my Facebook page.
RT @alisonclement: Let’s take the country with the highest rate of mental illness in the world and give everyone automatic weapons and G …
RT @Randazzoj: I need one of those pizza sandwich things that, after you eat it, it’s a talking dog buddy who you ride around in your ca …
RT @frageelay: Why are all the homeless guys in my town talking in deeper voices?
Watching “The Road to Hong Kong.” Bing and Bob’s breezy banter and early postmodernism almost overcome the godawful racism.
Apple TV and new TV in FULL. EFFECT.
RT @RexHuppke: If I saw John Boehner I’d say, “Orange ya glad to be Speaker of the House?” We’d laugh and laugh then I’d kick him in the …
Drizzly downtown panorama http://twitpic.com/3n1rzx
I’m declaring 2011 the Year of the Male Pashmina. Join me.
RT @biorhythmist: Kids throw up so fast.
Oh, old people and their unfortunate nicknames. http://twitpic.com/3moucd